Saturday, 24 July 2010

Could the location have been any worse???

Well, I guess the adventure starts in Mongolia...

Things have been good so far, nice and easy but there I am in no mans land between Russia and Mongolia with nothing but speeding Chinese 4X4s for company and the bike decides to die on me. So here I am in Mongolia, the town of Oligy to be specific and Im staying with a family who have insisted I stay with them until Monday.



Looks like the bike has gotten sorted today so fingers crossed. Ive had advice from other bikers to use the northern or central route to Ulaan Bataar but the family advice is to use the southern route because 1 its easier and 2 theres other traffic whereas the other routes will be very quiet. Probably some good advice there.

So, Ill try and sort out some proper replacement bits and head towards Ulaan Bataar and then onward into Russia again.

In the meantime Im being well looked after and seen most of the Naadam festivities (remember Long Way Round when Charlie went wrestling?) as well as had no shortage of food. Ive learned a load about the bike and probably got another good couple of blog postings to come!





Just to clarify...

Ive not crashed and thats me pretty much exactly half way round the world in respect of time and distance. Should be straight forward from here and Ive also got some contact info for Russian bikers, a name for help getting over to Sakhalin and a contact in Japan thanks to some guys Ive met.

Fingers crossed for the way forward...

Saturday, 17 July 2010

What's in a word?

I'm in Barnaul for this entry and this afternoon found a little cafe in town where I had a couple of pints more than I expected, slept it off and then went for dinner. I went to a really good Mexican place because there really is only so much grilled food you can eat and I felt like a change from my pin the tail on the donkey efforts at Russian menus, though that's not actually done me any harm so far.

So here I am, sitting in the hotel with a little time on my hands and not wanting to drink any more. Ive lost track of days and times and am planning to drive south east tomorrow toward Gorno Altai on the way to Mongolia. At this point in time Ive been thinking a bit about language, largely because there's no break from the Russian Cyrillic alphabet and also because Mongolia in a few days brings me to a country where I think I will really have absolutely no clue or hope about language.

Communication was always going to be a bit of a thought on this trip although I wasn't overly concerned about it. As mentioned in other posts I've managed to get by with English which was great in many locations as where there was a lot of foreign folks around and someone decided to try and translate a menu it was often into English. Also in much of the world people who are educated get given lessons in English as a first foreign language. For the countries where Russian was a language of education a lot of younger folks are schooled in their own generally Turkic language firstly then choose to learn English so there's a chance that with basic words you can get by. In touristy areas the people who are working there are quite often amazing with language and if you seem relaxed with it they will regularly admit to wanting to try and practice their English on you. Uzbekistan was funny because everywhere you went there were children practicing all sorts on you from simple hellos through to what's your name, where are you from and how old are you.

I mentioned German before also which has also done me well in all manner of locations from Germany (of course) through Turkey especially, already once in Russia and also once in Kazakhstan where I had a welcome break from the policeman who was trying to extort some kind of a "souvenir" from me.

That leads me to Russia where things are really quite difficult in a lot of respects but there's also some simplicity. I'm lucky that in my time in Baku I had a few lessons in Russian and I've also had a few in Aberdeen. In those lessons I've gotten a grasp of the Cyrillic alphabet and I've been able to piece elements of the language together. Where I've not been certain about what a word means I can at least come to a point where I can pretty much say a word and try to guess from there. Some simple examples are;

Аптека
Aptek, as in apotheke used as chemist throughout europe

Спорт
Sport

Милиция
Militsia, like militia for police

Шашлык
Shashlik, often by the roadside for a quick and tasty feed

Реклама
Reklama, also reklam in Turkish and werbung in German for adverts

And then Центр
For tsentr, or centre for getting around town

And then there's the ability to read place names on road signs which is quite handy!

So, up til now with a few words in a few languages I've gotten by with surprisingly little recourse to my little book of pictures to describe things, and only a few times decided I had the need to go moo to get some beef. I'll let you know how things go after Mongolia and Japan...

Location:Barnaul, Belarus, Russian Federation

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

It's all in my head...

The Kosheen song 'it's all in my head' was a familiar friend over the last while. As has been 'the final countdown' (Im not even that big a fan of it), Pink Floyd's 'your possible pasts', Foo Fighters 'learn to fly' and an assortment of The The songs amongst others. A psychologist might be able to piece together a story from all those but Ill accept any theories in the meantime.

Those reading who aren't motorcyclists might struggle with this but there's no radio on a bike. When Im in a car (apart from on odd occasions in the Nissan I had for a while) I always had the radio on and it seems strange not having music. After I got a bike for the first time about 14 years ago I tried one journey with a Walkman on and it was horrid. I can't even explain how horrid it was and that was with a nasty old GPZ500. It was just wrong.

Now while the trip so far hasn't been like my first trip into Europe when I shouted and screamed in my helmet I still have a good heavy dialogue with myself. Sometimes Im silent for ages but there's generally something rumbling away in that hat of mine, and music is often that. So I guess that there's something rumbling away in my head to make me think if these songs in particular but I'm just not sure what.

As each journey commences and continues it's utterly dependent on what's gone ahead of it. Paranoia occasionally creeps in, like after I was stopped five times in two and a half hours in Uzbekistan (another story) and then a couple of days later stopped in Kazakhstan where there seemed to be an attempt to extort money again under the guise of me having no insurance. While the insurance claim may have been legitimate and I got away wallet intact it made me worry and I couldn't find a clear answer as to whether I needed it or not.

This entry is being pieced together is Semey in the north of Kazakhstan and as I write it Im digesting dinner and a few beers and contemplating a couple of hours drive north into Russia tomorrow. There should be tyres in Barnaul for me within a couple of days and the path ahead should be fine.

Coming back to the title of the blog, it really all is in my head. With such a long period day to day with no real company other than strangers trying to piece together the same familiar questions in Russian / local language / English, I get a long time to think. Sometimes that leads to songs and in the particular moment has led to me playing an album under the guise of Global Communications that I've though about a lot over the last few days.

Within that communications link Im aware of how hard work it can be to get things organized, sometimes its fun but for some reason I cannot remember Russian words for numbers in their teens. This is a particular pain because the bike has a 16 litre tank before reserve and most times I stop for fuel I need to ask in advance to be delivered a volume of fuel in the teens.

It's also led to a bit of a hard spell for me following catching up with a very good friend and her tour group recently. After five days of almost solely English conversation with Irish, French, English, Australian and Canadian folk Im dumped back on my lonesome again almost half way round the world right in the depths of paranoia following the police multiple extortion evening. Just as I start to get past that then Im hit with the fear about insurance.

Mostly however I've been able to contemplate what actually happening around me, from the surreal expanse and beauty I've met in Kazakhstan to the sheer heat and wonderful people I've met in Uzbekistan, the bizarre feelings I've met in Turkmenistan bubbling along there also.

I've also managed to think about the surroundings, so far I've almost been in China, Kyrgyzstan, Armenia and Iran. Part of me feels almost cheated in that I've not been able to pass over those borders and see what's beyond, almost as if I'm hard done by. The surroundings also sometimes hit me in the sense that Uzbekistan seems so far away, and as for Turkey? Wow. And Im not quite half way through...

So, in my head. Its a busy place while also a quiet one. Listening to my own thoughts and / or the bike. Thinking about music, noises, traffic or preconceptions. Then there's the simplicity of it getting dark and there being nowhere to stay so I'd better find a spot somewhere off the road to pitch up for the night. Its a very different place to what it was just six months ago when my head was filled with trip planning, trying to lose a bit of weight, stresses about work, how I might feel or approach different elements of the trip.

I mentioned preconceptions above. Those, like it or not colour your mind to experiences too. Im in Semey, just 220 - 240km away from the site where the Russians detonated some 456 nuclear warheads. I half expected a nightmare place but it's really pleasant with a river running through and good people, Im not staying more than one night and despite a mild curiosity I'm going no closer to the site or the museum half way there.

The preconception of Kazakhstan as almost desertlike has also been blown from my head as the east side at least appears more than capable of sustaining nomadic grazing for millennia.

The preconceptions of appearance, of mentality, of approach to others have also been challenged and then there's the cities themselves. Ashgabat so unbelievably strange, everywhere in Uzbekistan so spectacularly pretty, and then I return to Soviet planning and architecture. While in an earlier post I said I could appreciate what they were trying to do after driving through a dull and gloomy Bucharest, Ive caught a glimpse of how it could work in Almaty. The roads there instead of being able to sustain at points 10 - 12 lanes of chaotic traffic manage an orderly six. There's sunlight. The buildings have benefitted from some upkeep. There are so so many areas of greenery, fountains, park and statues. While I struggle personally with the absence of an obvious centre, there's so much for a community constantly there and provided that it all just seems to hang together.

All I do know is that once I've sorted new tyres out for the bike I'm off on the road again. There's the road from Barnaul to Mongolia then Ulaan Bataar where I'm likely to be stressed properly about fuel availability and my abilities on the bike. Experience isolation probably in a way I've never yet seen or may be likely to find again while meeting people who are likely to be the most genuine, different people to me that I could ever imagine. And that's likely to be followed a few weeks later with a huge culture change as I enter Japan. It's hard to believe what's happened so far never mind what's to come, bring it on.

Monday, 5 July 2010

I'm caught

There's no turning back...

I'm really quite well past the point of no return now. Its funny the stuff that goes through your head, and then strange how little that happens in there too. Turkey was a refreshing change to what seemed like a rush through the latter parts of Europe. Having a break for a day before going up Nemrut Dagi was fantastic and nice just to switch off.

Since the beginning of Turkey though there's been a marked change in the amount of meaningful English I've spoken and that change in communications is pretty mental. For a while this was supplemented a little by my really small knowledge of German but things have gotten harder.

Im having longer and longer in my own head to deal with what's happening, people, roads, timings, distances, the bike, the weather, dehydration. The regular conversations with those around when I stop;

Where are you from?
How much does the bike cost?
How fast is the bike?
How far have you come?
Are you alone?

Sometimes followed up with some gesture of being strong or of how stupendous this all seems. Maybe even that for the price of the bike they could get a really good car.

Then there's the sense of how lucky I am. I knew that before I left for the trip but I've no idea about how it must be to live in so many of these locations. Sometimes I feel embarrassed to tell people how much the bike cost when they really do appear to have nothing, and here I am lording it up on a huge holiday. These people seem to be quite trapped.

There's the trap of location. While dealing with the Turkmeni transit guys on arrival they seemed really decent, educated, weren't poor looking at all and we had a chat about visas for all the countries. Having a European, a British passport really is a luxury I took for granted all my life. With a few exceptions if I want to go somewhere I basically arrange a ticket and go. This trip was a bit of a hassle in the sense that I've had to arrange lots of visas but that's just been a bit of time and money.

It's only then that it really dawned on me. I've travelled from the UK, through Holland, Germany, Switzerland, France, Leichtenstein, Austria, Romania, Hungary and Bulgaria having pretty much no border control. That's a phenomenal area and there's no thought involved. To start with on approaching a border I was getting nervous but as times gone on I've had nothing to really worry about.

Another trap I've noticed is the trap of employment. Im free at the moment. Free from the binds of day to day life but at some point in the not too distant future I'm not thinking too hard about I'll have to face reality and think about work again. In looking into emails theres a stream of different job opportunities turning up. As usual a lot of them aren't specifically related to the stuff I did back home but there's so far note of work in Scotland, England and Australia that is relevant. Compare this to the guys and girls on so much of this trip that I drive past. Sitting, doing precious little, or with a small table outside their house with hankies, water, seeds, whatever they can get their hands on. Is it me that will return to a trap or them who are stuck in them?

So as I've spoken before, there's communication. With a little bit of German, a couple of words of Russian and the lack of shame (only done it once so far) to go moooooooo in a cafe to get beef, I've gotten by. Until the Chinese take over the world then English is a really handy language because a great many people world wide who get an education learn a little at least. Interestingly the ex Soviet states are reverting back to historical languages and for a great many there's a Turkic influence, with hindsight I would maybe have tried to learn a little Turkish before starting though simple stuff like water being Su, Suw, or Suv keeps you going.

What's been driven home to me time and time again here is that I don't have the traps of restricted mobility, language, employment - or lack thereof. There's the associated money that comes with employment and I guess a relatively open mind that's allowed me to get going on this adventure has freed me from some of the mental traps that may have stopped me leaving.

Anyway, there I was, not much more than a week ago at the time of writing this and I felt trapped. I was sat on board the Professor Gul off the coast of Turkmenistan. My Azeri visa was now expired, my Turkmeni visa I was told in the harbour was likely not to be accepted. The ferry arrived off the coast in the early morning. All my clothes were in the panniers attached to the bike in the hold, to which I had no access and I was there another day and a half. All I had read about this service was grim with no food, long delays and horrid conditions. Yet my trip held conditions no worse really than some of the older oil platforms off the coast of Scotland. The food in the cafe on board being better than experienced on occasion offshore. The staff were as friendly as your usual offshore mix and I even got half cut the first night with the radio operator (unlike offshore). I wasn't trapped.

Likewise on trying to leave Turkmenistan when after three hours waiting I was told that the border was closed. For a moment I felt trapped there, especially given some strange experiences the night before. In reality I got into a cheap, comfortable hotel after a little drive. Then I got over the border more or less hassle free the next day. I wasn't trapped.

I know from personal experience that everyone can feel trapped. That there is no way out. That there are no real choices. My life back home wasn't perfect and I've not always made the right decisions but I'm not trapped and I never have been. In fact life in the UK is really not bad, it's a shame that not everyone in the world has the same choice, the same opportunities and although some live in the most fantastic locations I'm not going to swap any of it.

Be nice if Scotland had a half decent football team to talk about while the world cup is on though.

I'm sorry

I've left now, left Disneyland. Turkmenistan was a bit of an enigma to me. Its a country where up till recently it was extremely hard to get into. Even now it's a bit of a chore though my granting of a transit visa took the form of a few lines in an email saying I wanted to drive through the country and enclosing scans of both the Azeri and Uzbek visas. A couple of weeks later I received an email back. Can't remember the text off hand but it was basically one line saying something along the line of 'visa attached'. And so it was, a word document, containing a scan, of a document faxed to London, which could well have been a photocopy originally and was hand written. The only dates on it were from the fax machine and it stated five days in country. I knew this was to include the day of entry and the date of departure.

As I noted in one of my 'countries' postings I ended up with six days in the end due to the time of arrival of the ferry but was glad of that in the end when they tried to make me stay another night, which if you believe any of the xenophobic stories just bemused me that they might want me in country another day.

On arrival I was processed really simply, if in a long winded fashion. Everyone was pleasant and apologetic about delays. I felt I was wrong about the place and even though I arrived at the hotel in Turkmenbashi and it felt a little strained I figured that it might well be a figment of my imagination. So far I've really been aware that I do turn much more wary and paranoid when I'm thirsty, hungry, tired, too hot or just uncomfortable in general.

Although there were a few photos of then new president in the immigration post I was able to put that in perspective with an old vision of the empire. I've seen a few occasions where the Queen has had a photo in official rooms of government buildings and seen the likes in pretty much every country south of Hungary.

I wasn't ready however in the hotel lobby in Turkmenbashi to see a picture that must have been 5 metres in the diagonal of an expensive yacht with the photo of the new president superimposed on the top. He was wearing a lovely naval type hat.

As time went on I realised that any bus I saw had his photo. The hotels had his photo displayed. Billboards all around the country had his photo in lovely poses. Any newspaper I saw was filled with his photo. TV was filled with stories about the president, surrounded with people in an amazing orderly fashion, all clapping perfectly in unison. Many of the buildings displayed his photo. Where I didn't see his photo I saw a gold statue of the previous president, the one atop the Arch of Neutrality being one of the best as it rotates so the president is always facing the sun.

Add to this the fact that in June I visited the cable car which should have given amazing views over the city and it was closed. The arch of neutrality was closed. Surprisingly an earthquake museum nearby was, errrr, closed. Most of the public buildings were boarded off. I could get near the Russian war memorial but it's eternal flame was out. I was getting to know the feeling.

Add to this the fact that in Ashgabat I only saw one taxi. Apparently the done thing is to try and stand by the side of the road and a car generally stops. In the lonely planet guide it notes that the process is to offer a little petrol money. Despite the fact that the round trip to the closed cable car took half an hour when the porter from the hotel stopped a car and the driver charged me 20 manat, the next car which stopped after I gave up hoping for someone to give me a lift and started walking tried charging me 30 manat for a five minute trip. After an argument this came to 25 manat and then I realised that didn't have much change so passed over 20usd. I got 6 manat in return then realised as the guy drove off that I had been hit for even more cash.

Eventually I found a cafe that didn't have water, I was thirsty and hungry enough that I just got beer and ice cream which isn't a bad mix really but when the woman typed 55 into a calculator I was bemused. Handing over 10 manat she just smiled at me.

For the rest of the day I fell into paranoia due to the number of plain clothes policemen, uniformed policemen and soldiers standing around and watching. As I got hacked off waiting for a car to take me out of town I started walking. Every 100m there was someone, standing, watching. Although when I tried crossing a road I was pulled up for jaywalking the guy was really nice about it.

Not a fault of the country either but the lonely planet guide was way out of date. The currency had been revalued, prices charged were on par with the west in so many occasions, petrol didn't cost 1p per litre but 50p, although still good going by UK standards it was still a shame. Getting back to the hotel I knew that the hotel Ayzia was along the road and had a great Chinese restaurant so I walked along. Despite the name and the food being good I really wasn't ready for a Russian restaurant, with the menu being entirely in Russian. I might have fared better but was bemused from the off by 8 (eight) pages of salads.

Add this to the trip up to the border which was closed, the attempt to make me stay another night nearby because customs was closed on the second attempt. Oh no, actually, it's open. Oops. And the place didn't happen for me. It's a shame because it took away from the really funny porter at my Ashgabat hotel, the immigration staff on the way in, Aslan the restaurant owner who helped me out when I arrived in Ashgabat and the really nice family in the Karakom desert who made sure I didn't run out of petrol. There's more examples of good and bad and that's before the bizarre events around sleeping on someones floor close to the border following my first attempt at leaving.

So I'm sorry. Sorry to all the proud Turkmeni people of the world. I just didn't get your country, even though individually you were generally really nice and friendly there was something that just didn't happen for me.

Countries II

A follow up to my last "Countries" posting, this one will probably end up a little more involved. Unlike the last entry being written on the ferry waiting to get into Turkmenistan, this one is written largely within Turkmenistan and finished in Uzbekistan. There's likely a lot of reading being posted today as again I must wait for wifi access before I can post this.


TURKEY

I've not spent much time in Romania and Bulgaria, Turkey I planned to stay a bit longer within. Like the border into Bulgaria, the one I arrive at is close to the Black Sea coast and is the lesser used of the borders out of Bulgaria (Kirklareli).

As far as the crossing goes, the Turkish side must have taken about half an hour. Simple enough excepting my lack of border understanding... There's a passport and V5 check at an early post before I drive 100m forward and park up nearby a larger building. Walking in Im really not sure what's next so I go to a window with a policeman at it and offer my passport. There's a younger guy in civvies and they look through my passport and give it back, telling me to go the visa window, pointing right.

As I go right I pass an empty window and walk into what turns into the customs office, straight away they ask about the visa and I look blank. They motion me to the empty window and to bang on it. A man appears and takes ten euros, places a sticker in the passport and motions back to the police check. This time my passport is stamped without question.

Returning to the customs office they look at my papers, I know my insurance is invalid past Istanbul so try to tell them. They motion me outside and to the right. Thankfully there's a little plastic shed there and I spend 8 euros getting a bit of paper. No idea what I'm covered for but it can't be much, Hasan confirms this at dinner a few nights later with a surprised look and confirmation that his bike insurance costs almost as much as for his car, which is a very nice car.

Anyway, back inside and the checks for customs are completed in the office in a few moments and Im free to leave. So I put all the paperwork back in my pocket safely and drive on to the outgoing post on the exit gate. They want to see all my paperwork again so out it comes before I'm free again.

Driving seems ok to start with, after an hour or so of quiet roads I hit the motorway in to Istanbul and drive on. Those that are there are mainly sitting in the middle lane and the driving is reasonably fast at or just above the limit.

The police seem to be in a variety of cars as I drive into and past Istanbul later. I'm never stopped and there are no issues although late at night close to the Iranian border the jandarma do stop me, look disinterested and wave me on.

Getting into Istanbul I'm met with chaos. Ive been to a few countries in the past with fast and close unpredictable driving but this seems to be the worst I've seen. Very quickly however I do get used to it, the sense of speed is often created as much by nerve than reality and it's too busy to be too fast. There's a lot of movement but I'm left with at least a couple of feet around me at all times and the drivers all seem to be aware physically of where I am. Just as I get used to it however, I do see a guy on a bike in front of me get knocked off. Brilliant.

It really doesn't take long to to get used to it and Im not fazed at all before I know it. There's just a requirement to keep a steady speed and don't do anything unpredictable. Simple.

This experience sets me up well for the rest of the country and I don't think I ever got upset or angry at anyone elses driving.

Exiting the country I got a little nervous though needn't have done. The Turkish exit border was fine. A stamp from the police, a stamp from customs and a good luck wish for the journey. Maybe I was spooked with the thunder and the speedo reading 006660, it was all I could do to stop hearing the theme for the Omen in my head when I noticed that.


GEORGIA

Unlike the last two crossings which have been close to the black sea, my route through and out of Turkey took me toward the south east then north which led me again to one of the quieter borders away from main routes. This crossing at Posof / Vale took me toward Borjomi in the mountains. Borjomi is famous in Georgia for its mineralized, sparkling spring water. I remember it because the BTC (Baku-Tbilisi-Ceyhan) pipeline routes close by and there was a fear of any leak destroying the water supplies.

Anyway the Georgian side took maybe 20 minutes, passport and V5 check, nothing said about insurance, a quick scoot through customs paperwork where they took details of the bike and I was off. I had read somewhere that there were very very few bikes in Georgia and that their systems weren't set up to deal with them, hence there was no demand and therefore no requirement for insurance. It felt strange to be absolutely uninsured.

I leave the border post and get onto dirt roads for a few Km. There's not much traffic and I pass everything apart for a big white landcruiser with a lump on the top. I recognize this instantly as a BP vehicle from my previous time in Baku and my understanding that the BTC runs nearby. These vehicles like the ones in Azerbaijan are speed limited, possibly have a driving spy in the cab installed to determine acceleration and braking patterns to track how reckless the driver is being and are speed limited. Although notionally they are the property of the GPC (Georgia Pipeline Company) the only visible markings from the outside are a safety sticker on the window with BP marked upon it. Anyway from nowhere his thing appears and scoots past me about 20kph faster than I'm going on bumpy roads and about 12 inches to my left. I get a fright but keep going. Obviously the speed he was going was still under his limited speed so he must just have been
flooring it. I was to see a lot of these vehicles dotting around until after I was well past Borjomi.

The roads are fine, a little bumpy and pockmarked and there's concrete everywhere. Even the crash barriers are made of concrete painted white and black. Borjomi passes in a beautiful location full of concrete and I move on toward Tbilisi. All the roads, towns and cities are marked in the Georgian alphabet with Latin characters underneath so it's easy enough. In maybe 300km though there's only one sign marking the direction of Tbilisi and I have no map so am just guessing. It works out and I'm not overly concerned about speed limits, trying simply to drive as the locals do.

Everyone here drives not unlike how they do in Turkey. Relatively fast and relatively close. There aren't many police visible apart from in Tbilisi and when I do see them they are driving around in fairly new Skoda Octavias. Im still doing well as Ive not yet been stopped by police anywhere.

What I don't like about Georgian driving is that in Tbilisi they do drive slightly faster than I saw in Istanbul but although they leave largely more space between me and them, they do have a tendency to veer quickly to change direction. There were a good few occasions where someone would shoot past or across my front within a foot and very quickly. This possibly explained why a lot of cars had damage to their front ends, although what bemused me was that is was really only the lower front ends that were damaged. I couldn't understand how there were so many low level frontal incidents but that the cars were largely unmarked elsewhere.

The road north toward the border post at Kagodekhi was well signed and the roads not too busy. This, the more northerly of the crossings to Azerbaijan is again the quieter of the crossings and the road quality did get a little worse as I rode on toward the border past increasing numbers of Turkish trucks. Although it was very wet when I went for breakfast and so I put the waterproof liners back into my riding kit, it was now getting very warm and I wasn't liking it. At a petrol stop I took out the jacket liner and it made things a lot more comfortable.

I was used to animals on or at the side of the road but within half an hour of the border crossing I wasnt expecting to round a blind bend and see horses. I knew I might see a Turkish truck coming but the sight of two horses galloping straight down the middle of the road was a new one. I stopped quickly and they also got a fright, changed course and barreled around the corner, vanishing as quickly as they appeared.

Coming up toward the border the last road sign to Azerbaijan read "Azerbaijan good luck". Nice touch but what do you mean "good luck"?

The border itself was fine. Very strange because I had looked at it from google earth previously and it seemed very familiar but it was fine. The Georgian guards took a while to process my paperwork but were friendly enough and there was a very half assed look into my panniers which was the first time this had happened.

By this time I was getting very hot, I'm not sure given by their looks that they expected me to strip down to my underwear to remove my trouser linings when I tried to explain it to them but nothing was said.

I left Georgia and drove onto the bridge over a river between the countries with a friendly wish that they hoped I would return to Georgia soon.


AZERBAIJAN

The first country that I required a visa in advance for was Azerbaijan. Turkey and Georgia both currently do not require UK passport holders to get a visa before arrival. This is despite air travelers being able to arrive in Baku and get a visa there.

Once past the gate at the end of the bridge a surly looking guard came up and asked if I had a visa. Happily I thumbed to the page in my passport and off he went, only to return shortly after and talk of me only being able to come in with a transit visa, as noted in an earlier posting I ended up getting away from the border post about an hour and a half later after while even the surly guard seemed ok in the end. It was all straight forward enough, if a little bit of a drag.

The drive in was strange for me. In the five years that passed since my last appearance the towns I passed through were showing much more evidence of money, they looked less run down and lots of people waved at me, either from the roadside or within other cars. The first police car I saw was a BMW three series which was a shock and I figured that this must have been a traffic car, nope there was no distinguishment between this and any other cars I saw and there were quite a few.

Despite not being certain exactly about the speed limits, nobody else seemed to be too concerned either, driving a little faster out of towns and slower in town. The many police cars I saw seemed to be an even split between Skoda Octavias and BMWs. The police at the side of the road just looked at me, some waved at me, one guy I drove past at motorway speeds while he was in a speed trap just ignored me and another BMW I drove past just flashed his headlights at me and motioned to slow down. All this with no end of historic stories I've read elsewhere about rampant corruption.

This seemed to be in contrast with Barton Churchill from Montana, with whom I had a brief chat with at the ferry terminal (if you can call it that) in Baku. His experience of the other border crossing was long, slow, bad tempered, hot and expensive. He followed this up by getting stopped for speeding which then led to him having a demand for $200 to get his passport back. After getting it down to $50 he decided to drive a little more slowly on his way into town. He left me to walk into Baku, leaving his bike and most of his kit in the port having no idea when his infrequent service to Kazakhstan would leave and having run to the end of his three day transit visa. Hopefully that all went reasonably well.

Most of the vehicles were Azeri registered, less of a mix than I had seen in Georgia. Following my drive through Turkey I found that the Azeris were slightly better behaved and while I used to get a little nervy in taxis in Baku, driving around myself was fine. Seemed to be more sane and more space than I had seen in Istanbul.

So this leaves me to get out again. I turn up at the port the morning after I arrive in Baku. On finding where the ticket office is I manage to avoid getting on a ferry that day and then arrive again the next day.

So, from the ticket office I went to customs, back to the ticket office, back to customs, waited an hour, got some papers stamped then went and got my ticket but not before having an argument with the immigration officer because he said my paperwork was invalid for Turkmenistan. For a moment I was going to believe him and then thought no. Despite him showing me different examples of paperwork for different people from different countries on different visas I felt my paperwork was good enough, and there was precious little information there to argue about anyway. After telling me it was no good, then trying to get a colleague to tell me he then got a passenger waiting for an earlier boat to tell me in English that he would let me leave but it was my own fault if I was deported on arrival. I thought Ill take my chances.

So, back to the the ticket office. Then I was directed to another office for a piece of paper I was later told was worthless (but it cost $20!). At this point I went back to the immigration people who told me to wait until after the next boat had landed. I sat for a while and then Mr Mansour who I had spoken to earlier, not sure of what his position was but he seemed to be intent on explaining kilts and bagpipes to a colleague, sent me to immigration who eventually stamped my passport.

After this I only had to wait another hour or so before getting called to the side by a police officer who wanted to write down my details in a book. I came and went out of the 'controlled' area without worrying to go to a little shop for something to drink and then watched the ferry get loaded with a distinct list to starboard, I later find out that this sometimes happens. Ok, that's fine then, must be safe. I get on expecting the worst re bribes etc as per previous information I've read, get hit for $5 for a guy to strap down the bike with string and then get told to clamber up the side of the dock so as not to go back down the gangway and not give anyone else any money. Nice and easy.


TURKMENISTAN

The ferry left from Baku at about 6pm. On a typical 12 - 13 hour trip that means I should arrive nice and early in the morning. On waking up I look out of the window and I can see the shore in front and we aren't moving. We don't move that day. The following morning we are in the same spot and it takes til after 5pm before we are on the go again. We dock at around 7pm. I hang around till about 7:30 with the other handful of foot passengers. At about 8:00 we are on the quayside. At about 8:30 I'm inside...

A little nervy following my argument in Baku I hand the paperwork over. I've already had a brief chat with a young soldier speaking very good English about the trip and how I can't be seeing much of each country. He wishes me good luck getting in and I wonder what's next.

The soldier gets into the office with the immigration man and it turns out he can't issue me with the formal visa and that I have to wait half an hour for a guy to come from town. They are both very apologetic. True to their word, two guys and another soldier turn up half an hour later, do stuff in the office, dont speak to me and then tell me to go to the cashier, she fills in loads of paperwork which turns out is getting done in advance, doesn't ask for money yet and I go back and get my passport back. The cashier keeps trying to phone someone, turns out it's the transit guy and apologetically tells me finally that he is not here but will turn up.

So I sit and wait again, eventually getting hassled by another guy from the port for parking and ramp fees of ten dollars. I have to walk right through and out the building as if I had cleared immigration for this step. I come back in and there's a young and older guy from transit waiting.

Apologizing for the delay they set about filling in forms for me, the older guy can't speak any English but between us while left alone at one point we chat about my route, the world cup and families before the young guy gets back in and is astounded about how much ground we covered.

Next is the customs check. I'm sent to one office, this guy sends me to another office and for the third time both mine and the bikes details are entered by hand into a ledger. He fills a form out, this gets taken back to the first guy, stamped, then I take it to a third office where it's stamped again, then I'm sent back to the guy who filled the form out only for him to stamp it and I have to give it then to the guy who stamped it first. After filling the form in nobody asked me any questions on stamping it.

I try to find out what to do next and everyone just says they are finished. One of them mention leaving so I thought I'd chance my arm. I got outside, within seconds had my passport checked, just about clambered onto the bike and then had two other guys appear out of nowhere for a half assed look into the panniers. At that point I was for the off. It had taken three and a half hours, was now 11:30, cost me $210 in assorted documented fees as per some posters and I had receipts for the lot. Oh and I must have signed at least 40 times on assorted bits of paper.

It was surreal, surprisingly straight forward and easy, if a little long winded and I had made it into one of the up til recently hardest countries in the world to get into.

The next day I drove nearly 600km into Asgabat. The roads were changeable from really horrid, off road, dual carriageway, normal two lane and new motorway. There was no signage leaving Turkmenbasy for maybe 20km then a sign showing 541km, one round about 400km then a few from 50km in. There's no road markings apart from the motorway and sometimes in town and driving is relatively restrained though the lack of markings means they can drive wherever they want, even if that's the wrong side of the road.

A particular favorite seems to be to straddle the inside two lanes of a three lane road, just in case. Another favorite move I got quite weary of was down to their excitement of seeing a lone biker. The trick involved letting me pass, speeding up, sitting just out of vision from my mirrors to have a good look, drawing alongside, waving, shouting or honking their horn as the mood took them then either dropping back or racing off into the distance. It's a little unnerving because you know that they aren't watching the road and you are never quite sure when the next one will turn up.

Meanwhile, the roadside police checks are quite regular, quite why it takes five men to surround you and the bike asking how much and how fast as your passport details are marked onto a post it note I'm not sure. Never any grief but just a regular inconvenience of which I remain unconvinced of any benefit. There's an obvious two speed system for the police too, those in Ashgabat get to drive around in new Mercedes E class cars while the provinces have to deal with Peugeot 405's.

Exiting the country was a different matter to the way in and an example of how fickle the process is. The border crossing at Konye Urgench is again for me one of the lesser used posts. I get there at 9am and there's a big event on the cards. The border post is closed and I sit back as a big ceremony happens. By 11:30 I'm told by a soldier to drive round the side of the post. The ceremony was for opening the brand new border crossing and I can now use the old post.

On the far side my transit paperwork is taken, my passport checked and I then sit with a guy in the customs area. It's at this point a soldier turns up and tells me the post is closed. I don't understand and nobody seems to know what's happening. The long and the short of the next fifteen minutes is that I'm sent away for the day because the border is indeed closed. They must need time to get used to the new air conditioning or something.

Attempt number two almost ends in tears. The next day I'm back at the old border post. They must be keeping the new post for good. Its a pretty rapid trip through the Turkmeni side although one of the inspectors wants to know which city is better, Baku or Ashgabat, and then he wants to have a look through my photos, not out of xenophobic paranoia but curiosity I think by they way he and a friend take an interest. It all goes really smoothly up till the point where one of the inspectors tells me that customs is actually closed and I'll have to go back and find a hotel for the night before coming back for the new customs post. I get a bit of a sinking feeling and it's then I pull out my trump card of the visa expiring that day, suddenly it's a case of "oh Schottlandia! Our friends, we like you, wait wait, we will sort something out". I get passed to some other guy who just looks at me and says I can go if I want. Again nobody checked my panniers.

Countries

I'm tapping this out on the ferry from Baku to Turkmenbashi - currently anchored off the coast with no sign of movement. Over the last week or two I've thought about pulling this together for the more curious amongst you. It's going to be pretty darn light on information to start with due to familiarity with the countries experienced but will hopefully be more interesting on the way through. It'll get posted when I find wifi which may well be a wee while and a few countries away.

HOLLAND

Well, nice and easy to start with. Customs is non existent, the immigration guy on the dockside peers through the gap in my helmet hopefully trying to gauge my likeness against the passport photo and waves me on. Terribly flat with long long dull stretches of motorway I drive southward toward Germany. It's green, farmed, tidy and the driving can be a little distracted with occasional strange weaves across the roads.


GERMANY

Almost immediately at the border the area get much more forested. The driving tends to be fast, predictable and controlled. It seems to me that there are so many motorways that you are never more than a few miles away from one. The people are always (on this trip and previous ones) terribly friendly and in no time at all I'm heading toward Switzerland.

There's a wide range of terrain, it is a big country after all, and goes from rolling forested hills in the north west and black forest areas though much more flat land elsewhere. Toward the south in hillier areas you find marvellous castles teetering on the edge of hills.


SWITZERLAND

For some reason I always approach Switzerland thinking it's about ten miles wide. The common result in all the times I've been there on two wheels is that I drive long distances on the motorway and fork out for the vignette.

Terribly pretty, very well organized and all the other Swiss cliches you can think of. Driving is ok, quite predictable and a bit non descript.


FRANCE

The border I cross mid way through Evian was a tiny post with a small cabin half way across the street. The cars suddenly all change to Citroen and Peugeot which is a change from most in Germany being Mercedes, BMW or Opel. I think back to the seventies - what I remember of it with Austin Maxis, Morris Marinas and the move in toward the demise of Rover later on.

Right, back to France. Again a huge wealth of terrain, fast and close driving in much less tidy cars and a friendly attitude which isn't always noted as bring French. I quite like France now and am a little sad that it's been so close and utterly unexplored by me until lately.


ITALY

A brief foray through the Mont Blanc tunnel towards Aosta, painfully beautiful and the French cars largely give way to Fiat and Alfa Romeo. Driving wasn't to dissimilar to the French but maybe just a little quicker and a little closer.


LEICHTENSTEIN

A token trip into somewhere almost indistinguishable to Switzerland. Not much to say really.


AUSTRIA

Picture postcard time again. I found Austria a strange mix, perfectly manicured towns and cities, organized amazingly. Driving in the west seemed to be very well controlled and everyone drove to the speed limit while toward the east the spews picked up and it was much like Germany.

People are terribly courteous and I enjoyed Salzburg. Vienna was just too organized, just too perfect to be real for me. It took me a day to realize this. Although Ive never been to Austria before it seemed just like other parts of Europe I've been to. The mountains are spectacular though, possibly more so than France or Switzerland.


HUNGARY

My first real border! Oh, no its not. Like the rest of Europe you just drive over the old customs plaza, note that there's nobody around and move on.

Visually an extension to Germany or Austria in so many ways the driving gets a little closer and Budapest has some amazing buildings. Everything looks a little older, a little rougher but beautiful none the less. There seem to be quite a lot of police around, all driving in new Skoda Octavia's and are badged "rendorseg" which takes a little getting used to.

I start to see my first signs warning of cows, and of horse and carts.


ROMANIA

My first real border! Oh, no it's not. A border post on the way in stops me and checks my passport. No stamps, little interest and Im off south. The roads are in surprisingly good condition and its obvious that the country is used as a corridor by southern European trucks. There's a lot of new money floating about and many areas have boards up announcing European cash coming in to buy or build things. You only have to look down the side streets and see them degenerate into dirt tracks.

Im supposed to buy a vignette for Romania although apparently this doesn't apply to bikes. The border guard pointed me toward the nearest petrol station to get one and the guy there wouldn't sell me one. Its never checked on the way out.

This is the land of Dacia. Most of the cars are Dacia. The older cars, and there are a load of them are Dacia 1310 which is to western European eyes a Renault 12. The later ones are Sandero which is a strange old generation Renault Clio thing.

In Romania I start to see not only the signs for cows and horse / cart combos but I see the real thing. And dogs. Hundreds of dogs. All loose and roaming without a care in the world. The sign placement and organisation is shocking, direction signs sometimes at a junction, sometimes before and sometimes just after. At least the roads I'm on are largely in good condition so I don't have to worry too much about them.

Police are absolutely everywhere in their little Dacia cars. Nobody pays much attention to the speed limits although I do spot a few speed traps. On the way south I drive through what seems to be a little used border posting south of Constanta where I get a cursory check of V5 and passport. I do get chased over the border post by a couple of angry looking dogs.


BULGARIA

Guess what? My first real border! Errr, no. There's nobody about. Again there should be a vignette but a guy in a distant cabin when I stop to check an information poster just shouts and waves me on.

Although initially the roads are a little rougher and I start to see old Lada cars. There seems to be much more money about here. Down by the Black Sea coast it's obvious that there's a load of money coming in from somewhere.

Most of the signs are in dual Russia and Latin fonts so it's nice and easy. police tend to roam in Skoda Octavias again though I barely see any of them.

The border on the way out is manned, I get stopped at the first post where my passport is checked. After ten minutes I'm allowed to drive round a corner to a customs post where an officer just comes to me, looks and then waves me on. Then it's up the hill a little and round another corner to where I really do have my first real border.

So far I've had no involvement with any authorities barring cursory border checks and thankfully no grief with the police.

More to come...